honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.

"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.

melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?