A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.
Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?
When you have to pee but cannot
Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.
Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.
Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!
A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.
Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon
a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.
Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.
Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!
The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"