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A bitch who's broke and messy. And sometimes act like they broke.
That broke messy bitch need to stop asking her mother to pay her bills.
Don't let that broke broke bitch in cause she too messy. Broke Messy Bitch!!
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Occurs when you have Messi's long "messy" hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by Germany 4-0 in the World Cup.
"Dude I'm not getting a haircut, just get the hell out Dave!"
Dave: "Wow, someone is having a Messi hair day."
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THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM
LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD
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When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face
Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows
When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich
"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich
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MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer