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Middle East

A place where oil is cheaper than water.
A place where telephone company's hack foreign people's phone bill.
A place where is the best hotel in the world.
A place where the temperature gets up to 50 degrees centigrade.
A place where you can trade your Toyota for millions of gallons of oil.
A place where the biggest kite is built.
A place where there is thousands of princes and princesses.
A place where George W. Bush hates most.
A place where an average of 3 people get executed per week.
A place where beer is created.
A place where Algebra is created.
A place of the fathers of physics.
A place of the fathers of astronomy.
A place where you breathe 50% carbon dioxide.
A place where the Nation of Islam is born.
A place where 10% of the internet users use internet for Islamic purposes.
A place where 7 people on average die of car crashes.
A place where there is no free time.

Write me more comments :P Middle East

by ArabDudeFelasteen February 1, 2009

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Ligon Middle

A school with gifted and talented kids in Raleigh North Carolina. Many of which are in the A.G level of learning. Although an amazing school, most of the white children become black. From the fights in the gym in the morning, the shootings during school, and couples making out while waiting for the bus, this school is the BEST.

Person 1: DUDE I GOT INTO LIGON MIDDLE!!!!!!
Person 2: Nice!!! Just look out for druggies....

by LigonLover3267 July 25, 2011

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middle namer

When someone uses their middle name as the name they wish to be called.
Usualy people do this to be different as their first name is common or boring.

Teacher calling out the register:
"David X Louvett"
David: "Please, call me Xavier"
Me: "middle namers are so lame"

by MattTheJackass November 6, 2005

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Middle Pede

Deriving from the “human centipede” movies, as the person in the middle you eat a lot of shit but also continue to shit on others as well. A middle pede has endured a lot of shit but continues to shit on others with no remorse. This act of degrading others helps justify what they deal with. A middle pede is typically someone who downplays other’s accomplishments, due to their lack of confidence.

“Jimmy feels like the coolest person in the group because his girlfriend simps for him, yet he is the biggest pussy. He’s such a middle pede.”

“John was bragging because he got a couple girls snapchats, but he doesn’t realize he is such a middle pede. They only talked to him because he bought them drinks, but left right after”

“Todd is the biggest middle pede I’ve ever seen. He made fun of me for talking to a girl who is a 6, yet he consistently brings home 5’s and below”

I am such a middle pede when I drive. I get upset when I am stuck behind someone going slower than me, yet I get angry when someone is behind me doing the same thing

by Qball_master June 24, 2023


double middle

1. At times when not one middle finger will suffice, but the almighty double.

2. When two middle fingers are thrown up to the sky.

Term was originally coined by doublemiddle.com

I went to the mall and got arrested by a mall cop so I gave him the double middle!

by TheChangeMaster November 16, 2010


perry middle

A bit** a** school full of bit** a** clowns and crackhead

Hey do you go to school. Yeah this trash garbage school called perry middle.

by PeRrY mIdDlE iS gAy November 6, 2019


middle blocker

A volleyball position normally filled by the tallest player with the highest jump. Their job is to block and hit at the net. When back row, they are normally subbed for a libero or defensive specialist. Examples: David Lee, Maxwell Holt

Man, that middle blocker can really pound the back one

by RuffneckRaven April 4, 2015

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