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When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.
Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?
Frank: I hate all things good and holy.
When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives
“I just got back from greenfield Missouri”
“Ew you probably caught something”
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump
Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.
The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.
Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."
A place where you can inherit your living relatives earnings.
I need to buy a 2016 Ford F-250 XLT 6.7L V8 Diesel Regular Cab, my dad in Buffalo Missouri will buy it for me.