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Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.
1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
"You are such a moist pretzel!"
1-Malibu
1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City
I would like a Moist Cunt
When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.
Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.
a worm that is very moist on a rainy day. when you see a moist worm, the best thing to do is pick it up, throw it on the grass, then find it again, and lastly chuck it on the roof! Also if its a fat and chunky worm, it will leave some going cum lookin stuff on your hand . to get it off, you need to wipe it on grass and then your friends jacket. or you can just wipe it on the crotch area of your pants.
there's a moist wormy!!
I know just what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its Simply just the most holy thing ever
Oh wow look at the Moist Duccy hes ready for Uncle Mark