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A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.
Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.
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A nasty piece of work, someone who will do anything to advance their own interests.
See also http://you.fuckingmole.com , a website where fucking moles can be submitted and exposed.
That fucking woman made us do a group assignment cos she was too lazy to mark individual assignments, then she marked mine wrongly and said she'd fix it up but never did cos she was too busy working on her fucking book. Fucking mole.
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the place where stoichiometric conversions can be made. when on mole island one can go to either volume island (multiply by 22.4) , mass island (multiply by molar mass), particles island (multiple by 6.02x10^23) or to mole island #2.
How can i get to mole island?
Well where are you?
I'm on volume island.
Then you have to divide by 22.4
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A growth on the face that can only be killed by cutting of the head and piercing the heart.
Knight: I have slayed the mantina-mole! People, You are free!
Doctor: What the...? ewwwwww is that a mantina-mole? I've seen some things but, I'm going to retire now.
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The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.
That bloody mole is winking me in the face...
When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes
We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won
An "act of love" that you perform on yourself
Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole