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A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.
Check out the moose knucks on that freak!
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I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)
Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...
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A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.
bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?
bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!
bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
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The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
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a line in the simpsons
smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose
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What you say when you see big Dodge Ram with toe mirrors
Look at that dodge
“Moose power”
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A game typically played at parties or on vacation. All guys put $10-$50 into the "Moose Pot." Then at the end of the game the guy who has sex with the ungliest girl wins the moose pot. The moose pot can be played as a consolation prize to your friend who is down on his luck. Or the game can be played actively were everyone is going after the ugly chicks. There are varying rules. You can have multiple entires. The winner is decided by vote. Previous relations or partners are disqualified. The game is fun is won with offisive and defensive tactics.
He won the moose pot last night with the girl that weighed like a deuce and a half.
Did you moose my friend last night?
No, you fucked her before, so she is DQ'ed from moose pot.
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