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(Noun): An obnoxious tourist who is often oblivious to how annoying they are to locals. They love to do touristy things and take selfies and videos of themselves while they bother you. Term coined by Youtuber AFizzle.
A: “OMG we’re at the front row of the travis scott concert!! You have to take pictures of me with travis.”
B: “Ughhh, stop being such a morris.”
morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS -mani
morris : i can’t beat armani. mani: i know
aaron morris is a sexy beast
person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though
(n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day
Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
a future morrisons worker. an amazing beatboxer who is very awesome. GO STREAM GOLDEN TICKETS 🎫
You are on your way to being d’andre morris!!
To handle a penis in a sexual way
Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”
My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.