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swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 10, 2014


aaliyah moss

She is a strong, beautiful woman and she deserves all the respect in the world. She is a smart, kind, loyal person and she stands up for her herself and other people and she never lets anyone in her way. She is always there for her friends no matter what and she always makes peoples days. She has the cutest smile and it brightens up the whole room.

Have you heard that girl aaliyah moss?!

by that_one_chick13 January 21, 2018


Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it

P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that

by DawnMacaron May 08, 2024


David Mossed

Verb: To be on the receiving end of rug pull

The price has gone down by 90% over the last few months, therefore I have reason to believe that we just got David Mossed!

by 8xRugSurvivor May 19, 2022


Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 25, 2021


Jayla Moss

An overachiever but a great friend. She can be a bit much sometimes but we love this bitchhhh.

Jayla moss will help you with homework then joke around with you.

by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019


Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024