Mount Vesuvius

In order to correctly execute this highly difficult move, one must first prepare the day before by eating a large amount of beets and drinking a large amount of shitty beer (think Coors light). Once you have consumed the proper amount, the actual person who is the Volcanic Mountain must do a half headstand against the side of the couch. While your partner is then kneeling on the couch eating your ass out, you then erupt with diarrhea (which is now reddish/purple) covering the face of your partner and everyone/everything around you. (Must be noted that this can only be done in secret by the one who is the Volcanic Mountain as to surprise your partner) This is also commonly known as "The Pompeii"

That bitch Devonna thought she was slick by banging Jerome while I wasn't home. I taught her a lesson and gave that bitch a Mount Vesuvius!!

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Mount Zion

Home of the TV show " The Village". Better then the shore!!! You will never be dissapointed in The Village

Girl 1 : Did you see her last night on Mount Zions " The Village"?
Girl 2 : Shes such a hoe!

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Mount her

A word often used in a chant by pedo's watching animals or humans fuck! It is a sign of male dominance and makes the man feel calm aroused and worthy!

Mount her, Mount her! Chanted the crowed while they fucked

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mount ayr

possibly the worst (unknown) place in the states to live. small town in southern iowa, full of 99.9% white (racisit) people. the town is a 'everybody knows everybody' type of place, and everybody backstabs everybody. the school system is full of teachers who do not know correct spanish, google every answer u give to tell you if you're wrong or right, think intimidating their students is an effective way of teaching, and cannot pronouce you're name correctly. the boys are either mindless jocks, nervous nerds, or ugly pot heads/wannabe goth or gangsters. the girls all have brown, blonde, or brown with blonde (spice it up a bit huh?) hair and personalities as fake as their year round tans. if they know the words to 'baby got back' they think they're hard core gangsta. the town is also known for drug busts with crystal meth, quite a few families have gotten kicked out of their homes for having meth labs. the closest wal-mart is about 30 miles away. in mount ayr they have 2 gas stations, 2 grocery stores, dollar general, pamida (a version of walmart but with higher prices and very cheaply made shit) subway, a coffee shop thats okish, and bars/restaurants that keep going under 'new management' but still taste like shit.

you live in mount ayr? wtf is that?

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mount albert

a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.

guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.

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Mount Titerest

The lengths American women will go to present a perfect bosom.

“Shoot, they’re out of stock,” Desiree told Prima as the pals cruised aisle 8 in CVS. “They told me the Hollywood Breast Lift Tape would be in today!”
Prima offered what comfort she could. “Desiree, Lawson will jump your bones regardless of flop sweat. You don’t need to climb Mount Titerest. Remember how it used to be when you were first hooking up.”
“Right,” Desiree countered smugly, “He loved my big mama foomfy teats.”

“Nipple rouge is a thing, isn’t it?” teenager Sally shyly asked Mother Goose, pulling her away from the other kids at St. Catherine’s Center for Youth. “’Cause Jayden and I have a date for the walk-in later and I just feel… too pale.”
“No worries, hon, we don’t have to scale Mount Titerest,” said Mother Goose. She prided herself on her ability to “relate.” “I have some frozen raspberries I’ve been saving for the right moment. You’ll taste good, too!”

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Mount Holly

Mount Holly is a shithole town in South Jersey. The police will harrass you for anything just to keep the budget afloat. So dont cross the street in the cross walk when it is blinking dont walk or you WILL get a J walking ticket. Mount Holly used to be mainly white trash, but now it is home to a ton of young negro punks, who think they are in the middle of a bloods gang war (literally). The town is a joke with it's stupid, pointless shops that hold nothing anyone could possibly want. The town occaisonally fills up with a sewerage scent when the sewage plant is running too hard. If you are below 21 you should have no problem with finding a homeless person or crackhead to go into a dive bar and buy you a couple of 1.49$ forties.

Lets go to mount holly....NOT>

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