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A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.
Clariise used to really a hottie. Now she has turned into just another muppet face bitch.
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Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.
She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.
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A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.
Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
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A term used to describe the act of fisting someone in the asshole.
"McMaster gave a fudge muppet to Joey last night."
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the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying
"the muppets are there again"
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A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.
Person A: It's okay
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
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To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.
I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower
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