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A internet bastardization of Cockney rhyming slang for "thanks very much."
Julie: I just made you waffles.
David: Fangs, Julie, fangs berry mush.
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When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
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A person who when you order lunch with them your order comes either 1)late 2) incorrect order 3) all of the above.
Don't order lunch with Joe he is a lunch mush.
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When you have someone lay down underneath you, and you squat down and take a dump on there face.
I just gave this jerk a mountain high mush
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Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food
Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special
Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
The code phrase for doing Magic Mushrooms
Hey, wanna mush in my room later?
Hey, Mush, Get in my room later on?
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