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a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.
Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?
Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.
Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.
Alternatively, a space full of dildos.
Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.
Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.
Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.
Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!
To get all high and mighty on mushrooms. This is a state of being evinced by happiness, hallucinations, mightyness, and the epitome of awesome. This isn't a state to be undervalued. Envy those mushroomed up.
Dude: I'm going to get all mushroomed up and find god.
Other dude: That, good sir, is an aspiration of manly proportion.
Dude: That's the only way I do.
Being kept in the dark and fed shit
This project is going to shit, I'm now in Mushroom Mode !
The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.
"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."