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Crazy hardcore punk band from Mississauga, Ontario.
Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?
Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!
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A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
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Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.
Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!
When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.
When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina
Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes
I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache