n00b biscuit

1. (n.) A person, usually lacking in intelligence or skill
2. (n.) One who has just failed an easy task in life or a game and becomes comparable to a biscuit because of lack of talent.
3. (v.) When one fails a task or life, they become sucessfully "biscuited". (They become a biscuit)
4. (adv.) If one is in the presence of someone who is more talented or skilled, the skilled party can state that the lesser party is "biscuitly" or "n00b biscuitly".
5. (adj.) When one is not in the presence of a lesser party, but are still conversing of the lesser party, you refer to them as "biscuity" or "n00b biscuity".

1. "yo, Justin's a n00b biscuit. He can't even kill a goblin."
2. "Dude! Justin just got biscuited!" or "Yo! That goblin just n00b biscuited Justin!"
3. "Justin dude. You are definetly n00b biscuitly."
"SHUT UP!"
4. "Yo, I was talkin' to Justin earlier--"
"Yo, that n00b is so biscuity."
"I knowz!"

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N00bs on toast

a pair of 'noobs' who like to mount their friend 'toast'

'n00bs on toast'
'i'm the noob, she's the toast'

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n00b cheese

a incredibly stupid n00b who thinks s/he is better than an experianced player

n00b: i won, i won....

n00b dies

The fonz: ha ha, n00b cheese

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noob, n00b

Same as "newbie".

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Hanukkah n00b

A new player of a FPS, RTS, or any other type of game, who specifically gets their game on Hanukkah. The player will have a disadvantage to the older players of the game, which gives the older players an easier time leveling up since there will be a "huge" wave of new players.

"Look at all those Hanukkah n00bs!"

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n00b s33ker

A cowardly person who sees n00bs as weak and feeble people that will be easy to pwn. N00b s33kers usually strike their prey as if they were a wild possum mawling an innocent victim out of rage. A synonym for this word may be pedophile. Pedophiles are known to seek out innocent children and perform unwanted sexual acts on the victim.

I was fucking this n00b s33ker last night who told me she had syphilis right before I pulled my cock out of her ass.

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n00bs!cle

the lowest u can get at anything; forget noob, if someone calls u a n00bs!cle then u better sock that mofo or walk away.

Person 1- n00bs!cle!!
Person 2- wtf did u say?!

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