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I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.
Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.
I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.
A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit
Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.
Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus
His crotch napkin tickled me
Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.