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Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum
Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.
"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."
Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.
Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"
"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"
When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.
Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.