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A.)One who has semen on their neck.
B.) A horny fool
"Hey jiz-neck, stop gawking at the girls!"
A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.
Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.
This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.
"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"
"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."
"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"
A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders
I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.
The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.
"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"
Semen, specifically that of which is the result of fellatio. The use of the word is most effective around the holidays and in fall and winter. Neck Gravy is a bit too heavy and rich for hot weather.
"She gave me a blowjob and got a bigger helping of Neck Gravy than she expected."
"There's nothing wrong with that throat that a good dose of Neck Gravy won't cure."
"Pass the neck gravy, please."
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Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.
Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.
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A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.
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