saint nevers day

A day that will never come. Nonexistant holiday. Used as either a pun or a way to make someone realize what they are asking will most likely not happen and they can go screw.

Moron coworker: Hey mike when are you gonna treat the crew to coffee and bagels.

Mike: On saint nevers day how does that sound?

Moron coworker: When is that? Oh wait ....

Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

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the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

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Love Never Dies

1) Preposterous sequel to THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA unfortunately greenlit by Andrew Lloyd Webber in a misguided attempt to relive his glory days and milk the brand potential of his biggest success. Unfortunately it travesties the characters and stories of the original, which was noticed by its fanbase, and consequently the project bombed.

Synonymous with: fanfiction, unnecessary sequels, travesty, George Lucas, revionism, canon rape

2) The subtitle for BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (dir. Francis Ford Coppola).

"Have you seen Love Never Dies?"

"Paint Never Dries, you mean?"

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peace was never an option

The warning sound when untitled goose with knife is near.

Guy 1: OH SHIT THE ‘PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION’ ALARMS ARE ON
Guy 2: OH FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VICINITY OF THIS TOWN

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Never Ending Cycle

Band from Indiana

Member

Vocals-Nolan Minnix
Guitar/vocals-Jonathan Wilcox
Bass-Tj Dexx
Drum-Travis Lee aka NBR (Not Bob Ross)

Have you listened to Never Ending Cycle?

Oh no it’s Never Ending Cycle!

Fuck yeah It’s Never Ending Cycle

Never Ending Cycle is on Youtube and the have an album on Bandcamp.com? Hell yeah!

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Never Nice November

A fake word to cover up No Nut November, in case your crush asked what is NNN.

You: I'm sorry, but NNN has been tough.
Crush: What's NNN?
You: Never Nice November.

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