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upstate new york

Some people on here are some major stereotypical morons. First of all, get a fucking geography book, Long Island is NOT part of Upstate. If you think that, then you are dumb as shit. You are also dumb as shit if you think that Upstate is all hicks. Do you not think there are cities in Upstate ny? less than 10% of people in Upstate NY live on farms, get a fucking clue. There are 4, count em, 4 cities in upstae ny with metro populations of over 1,000,000 people. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany/Schenectady/Troy. The entire population of Upstate NY is about 6,000,000 people. Do some fucking math. If 4 cities have metro populations of over 1 million people, that means that between 4 and 5 million of the 6 million people that live in Upstate NY, live in either a city or a suburb. The vast majority of the remainder of the people in Upstate NY live in small cities, but cities nonetheless, like Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, and Watertown. NYC people, we in Upstate pay for your damn subway, highrises, taxicabs, and all of the other stuff with our thru the roof taxes that the Donwstate controlled government puts on us, have some damn respect!!!!

Rochester and Albany New York are the 5th and 7th most educated metro areas in America. AND ARE BOTH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

by Paulj July 12, 2005

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New York Jets

A joyless passion that only adds more misery to the lives of fans of said team.

The New York Jets, who started 8-3, will not make the playoffs with another December collapse they have become so infamous for.

by newjakecity December 22, 2008

269๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


New York City

If you can make it here, it's probably because you have rich parents that spoil you.

"I'm from New York City"

"So that probably means you've never had to worry about finances ever in your life?"

NOTE: this excludes all the poor people who live in NYC, of which there are many.

by Tiffany223 April 5, 2011

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New York Minute

A split second; a turnaround.

<i>In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
Things can get pretty strange
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute</i>

"New York Minute" by The Eagles

by Hiroshi Nakano June 20, 2005

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New York left

Turning left from a red light a split second before it turns green, in order to beat the traffic on the other side of the intersection.

Your sitting at an intersection with a stoplight and it's red. There is someone on the opposite side of the intersection waiting for it to turn green as well. When you see the other light just turned red, you gun it and turn left before the other person has a chance to see the light turned green and goes. This is a New York Left.

by Samuel A.M. September 12, 2007

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New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

81๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


New York Bitch

An outwardly strong, intelligent, street smart woman or girl of any age who is not easily swayed, led, or taken advantage of. She is in possession of control without consternation, handling both situations and people with confidence. This individual is not to be taken in by flattery, sweet talk, jive or glib conversation. She has an awareness of herself,enjoying full knowledge of WHO she is. Not afraid to say what she thinks in no uncertain terms; cuts to the chase.

Despite advances woman have made in today's societal structure, a confident assertive woman is still often referred to as a "bitch". Someone calls you a "bitch"? you say, "is that with a capital "B"? 'Cause, yes, I'm a New York Bitch!"

by Kai February 18, 2005

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