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When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
this guy who is a massive wanker
aw fuck him he's a new years tissue
What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.
ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.
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When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.
Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.
Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.
The day marking the beginning of a new year in which many people get drunk and party. They also believe this day to be a new beginning to become a new person. This day also marks the beginning of the yearly struggle where you write the wrong year when you date your papers. New Years Day is January 1 oof each year.
It's New Years Day! I plan to lose weight this year, that is, after I party with my friends tonight. Or maybe I'll start the next day...I'll start next week. A good New Years Revolution, right?
New Year's Day is a kick-ass metal band that began in 2005 and their fame has only evolved since. The bands recent album titled unbreakable was released on April 26th, 2019. In November of 2018, their first at the time debut single was released, this particular track is what paved their way to mainstream recognition as it was their first radio song. The band consists of vocalist; Ash Costello, Lead guitarist; Nikki Misery, Also on guitars; Frankie Sil, Bassist; Austin Ingerman and Drummer; Dio Britto.
Man, are you familiar with the metal band, 'New Years Day'?
New Year's Day's album "Unbreakable" is seriously their best work yet.