1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith
"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"
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The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.
Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue
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1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:
Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs
FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net
Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header
etc.
2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
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A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person youโd rather avoid.
I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).
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When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.
Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."
Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.
This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods
name does it go to 100?
A person (usually a n00b) that lives in a fantasy bullshit world, makes up lies about his non-existant social life, and he doesn't really notice how stupid & naive he is.
Bullshit Kid: I own a penthouse in Malibu!
You: -.- STFU You fuk1n bullshit kid! You live in your parents' basement.
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