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They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.
Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”
Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
Taara means Stars in Hindi and Capital means Money or Wealth 💸. So Taara Capital helps people to reach their wealth on Stars.
Taara Capital posts regular updates on Social Media about Stock Markets and they spread financial literacy
A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)
I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.
An idea so absurdly contradictory that, if ever implemented, would result in the decimation of any rights you ever had and ultimately devolve back into feudalism. Would also incinerate the planet faster than capitalism ever could.
Anarcho-capitalism is what happens when you sleep through history class.
Slang for upper case.
The words need to be capital case not lower case.
Is a sentence that appears often in Recettear.
When you're selling something,it will say
"capitalism, ho!"