Random
Source Code
Random
Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.
Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.
Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!
21👍 8👎
Emotional labour was originally a word for people who have to put a lot of uncompensated emotional effort into their job. Recently, however, it's more along the lines of "idk, it kinda sucks when I have to listen to my boyfriend" or "now that I've made my statement, I don't want to defend myself or back it up because it's emotionally laborious"
If you're willing to PayPal me $5 for the emotional labour, I'll explain my vague/ridiculous statement"
16👍 6👎
The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).
*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*
The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.
Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.
Also works with hate, love, and sad.
This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.
I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
15👍 14👎
A liquid one drinks when one is over-emoting.
You're too excited. You need to drink some Emoting AD and calm down.
Its an emotion where you are confused, horny and affectionate. Some may call it the quarantine emotion. It has nothing to do with the gardener it is just there for effect. But honestly who cant resist a sexy gardener.
Friend 1 “I think i caught the gardener emotion”
Friend 2 “I don't know if I can deal with that ”
Friend 1 “can you help me get rid of it”