Mark

Creepy creepy little sad man that wants to get with overweight women and women that are taken. One that has no life and is WEIRD. Pervert that wears sweats to class.

"Look at that guy over there."
" Ew, he is creepy, sitting there in sweats, looking at porn in class!"
"He is sooo a Mark!"

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MARK

Pompus ass baboon faced elephant boy who sucks donkey chode

yo did you see that mark

Me: yea omfg look at the fucking faggot ass bitch

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Marked

When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%

Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"

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Mark

Mark is a super swexie guy with the shiniest palest white bald head you will ever fortunately lay ur eyes on. His business inspires generations.

"Mark!"
"Wow what a mark!"

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Mark

a meme

“mark, you’re such a meme”

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Mark

A pubesont boy who takes the form of a flaccid gnome.
Brain capacity : zero
Bravery : 3
Sexual tendonscies cause by over masterbation and OD of anabolic steroids : 10

John is acting pretty Mark like today.

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Mark

The most unfunny person you'll ever meet. A good friend to have though.

"Who is that bum over there?"
"Oh him? Thats just Mark?

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