the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.

kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though

Rob Lucci

When you pop off and lay pipe, or when something kino happens.

"I went Rob Lucci on that mfer" or after something pog happens shout "ROB LUUUUCIIII"

rob the cradle

to date a girl thats much younger than you, or thats just plain young(say 14 or younger)

"Man, jimmy's girlfriend is 13, hes robbin' the cradle!"

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Coach Rob

The Coach Rob is a person who is clueless how to manage a youth baseball team. A person who can not even pitch batting practice because he throws like a sped.

Poor Nolan was in a homerun contest and they sent coach rob out there to pitch. Hit that fucking kid 5 times.

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Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

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Mob Rob

When a mob of people swarm into a store and steal everything they can carry. The store workers become completely overwhelmed and can do nothing to stop it.

We're gonna mob rob the 7-11 tonight.

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Rob a bank

cockney ryhming slang ( rob a bank = have a wank )
( robbed a bank = had a wank )
( robbing a bank = having a wank )

Boy (on the phone to a girl ) : ryt im goin to rob a bank

girl : ok hav fun

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