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man i had a sleepy pp last night had to take lots Viagra
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Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.
Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.
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A person who develops Sleepy Kitty Syndrome are typically at home when the symptoms first develop. This syndrome peaks in the daytime and obviously only affects cat owners (both men and women are susceptible).
Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the man or woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that day. The person's pet cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.
First, the cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the cat does this, or why. The person/cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**
**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
"I really need to get a job, but I have Sleepy Kitty Syndrome so I think I will take a nap instead".
Sleepy Boys Inc includes Popular Minecraft Youtubers, Philza, Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, and Technoblade. It is widely known by their audience when streaming, and the fanbase. There are also unofficial people that people seem to add, which is Tubbo. Though, it's been stated throughout a stream, that Philza found Tubbo in a box on the side of the road.
The fanbase sees the Sleepy Boys Inc. as a "family dynamic," with Philza being the father while Technoblade and Wilbur are twins and Tommyinnit and Tubbo being the youngest 'adopted' kids. There is multiple fanart drawn of the group, and even AUs about them (e.g: Blue Sonder AU, and some others.)
Philza: The Sleepy Boys Inc. is just us hanging out late at night, and then it fucking EXPLODED. Then Wilbur started fucking pedaling it that I'm the dad. Techno is the son. Then that started the whole family dynamic.
while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise
person 2: legendary
feeling of being tired after smoking the lowest form of weed, being burnout
Pat had a case of sleepy thug syndrome after he smoked some of the cheap weed he picked up
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Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)
Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.
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