Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

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Bent Nob

When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P

Girl: Wanna buttbang again?
Boy: Can't I got a bent nob last time.

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nob pocket

The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

"check that girl out"! "I bet she's got a gorgeous nob pocket"

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nob donkey

a general purpose obscenity for describing a fucking idiot.

That guy is such a nob donkey!

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nob end

A fucking bullshiter

U nob end

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nob jockey

a derogatery term for a HOMO any one you dont like

go away nob jockey

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nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

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