Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

Bent Nob

When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P

Girl: Wanna buttbang again?
Boy: Can't I got a bent nob last time.

nob pocket

The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

"check that girl out"! "I bet she's got a gorgeous nob pocket"

nob donkey

a general purpose obscenity for describing a fucking idiot.

That guy is such a nob donkey!

nob end

A fucking bullshiter

U nob end

nob jockey

a derogatery term for a HOMO any one you dont like

go away nob jockey

nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.