An unknown infection that you hide from people like they are an over protective jewish mother.
I got a bit too wild at Cochella and I had to pull a Jewish Ankle to keep my boyfriend from seeing whatever is going on down there.
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A non-Jewish school kid who argues and likes to pick fights with other students. Usually unintelligent. Other names: jewisch hambley, Jewish hamboner, jew ham, Jamarcus hamson.
Did you hear about Gabriel Iglesias?
Yeah he's a total Jewish Hambly.
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The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree
Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay
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A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.
"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."
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A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.
'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'
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Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first
Itβs the Jewish disappointment
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When someone is looking for money in a vending machine
Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine
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