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The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.
The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
Hey guess what I did last night
What
I had a brown orgasm
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Noun:
Dr. Christopher Brown is the prior superintendent to the West Genesee school district in central New York who resigned after claims sprung up about him cheating on his wife with the principal of the high school.
Verb:
Chris Browning or Dr. Browning someone means to cheat on someone and then sit them down at the kitchen table with the person you’re cheating on them with and proceed to tell them that you’re in love and you’re leaving them.
Noun:
Girl 1: Oh my god, my husband just sat me down at my kitchen table with his side hoe and told me he was leaving me for her.
Girl 2: Oh my god, he’s such a Dr. Brown
Verb:
Dude: My first wife cheated on me and told me in front of her side hoe.
Girl: Wow. She really Dr. Browned you.
A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.
Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.
Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?
I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.