mad stork

A sexual predator who finds his way inside your sister, only to finish with her and begin destroying your mom's asshole. He is fast. His dick is massive. And he penetrates like no other.

What happened to your sister? She was leaking everywhere today!

Oh yeah, a mad stork hit up my house the other day. Got my mom, AND my sister.

Signing Madness

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

Mad Deep

Something that is very important and requires high intellectual thoughts. Something that is deep is emotional and is to be taken seriously. Mad deep requires even more seriousness and thought.

That conversation last night got mad deep fam

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mad dog

To stare fixedly at someone in a hostile manner. Generally used to convey anger or disdain, can be a signal that a fight is about to happen.

That guy was mad dogging me after I got his girl friend's number.

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mad out of it

Under the influence of drugs, esp ecstasy

I took 3 e's last night and I was mad out of it

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Mad milk

Cum from scouts penis after watching Ms pauling porn.
and then he throws it at them (enemies)

Scout: throws cum (Mad Milk
Spy: Is this?? MON DIEU

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Mad Chill

Phrase meaning very cool, or showing strong approval for something.

That kid is Mad Chill.

This is some Mad Chill pizza.

I love that place...its Mad Chill.

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