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Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
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The inability to play to your peak performance when being watched by an audience.
John: " hey man did you see mark play"
Larry: " yea he sucks"
John: "no he just has shy gamer syndrome when your there"
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The girl everyone knows-
She's hott, she's cutte, she is shy.
and out of your league.
but she doesn't know that.
And is to shy with boys, for other girl's sakes.
Boy1: damn she's cute, she single
Boy:2: haha don't even go there man,
Boy1:why dude? you know you would too.
Boy2:dude, she's really aint that easy to get of a girl.
Boy:1: oh, i see, those cute shy girl s always confuse me, its liek they dont know their fine or somethin
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Someone that needs to poop but instead hold it in for several days
This leads to constipation
John Is a Shy pooper! He hasnt pooped in a week!!!!!
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a term used to describe someone who is overly shy and timid due to marijuana inhalation.
"I totally would have talked to that hot redhead but I had a case of the High n' Shy."
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Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.
Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.
Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."
Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
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