Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.

(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."

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Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.

Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.

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Nuclear Reactor

Being hit with a taser then being given a wedgie.

doubleviking.com has a video of one. search girl with big mouth nuclear reactor.

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Bulgarian Nuclear Program

A complicated two part wrestling move that begins with the victim being placed in a Bulgarian Headlock. Once accomplished the performer must firmly grasp the victims elastic waistline, release the headlock, and fall backwards to a seated position. If done correctly as the headlock is released the victim will attempt to quickly get back to his feet, and coinciding with the hard wedgie should effectively render their underwear over the top of their head.

That was the first time I'de ever seen a Bulgarian Nuclear Program performed on someone wearing a thong, she looked like she was in a lot of pain.

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nuclear bug drop

The absolute worst type of bug drop, in which one with swamp ass and diarrhea sits on someone else's face who is asleep, and shits.

Dude Merril put an end to the interminable bug drop war, when he decided to drop the atomic bug drop all over Chaz's face!

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Nuclear launch codes

These codes will be used to launch a rocket that destroys pretty much anything
ask the president of your country if he has some

Guy: Hey can i have the nuclear launch codes?
President: yeah sure here they are: 69420
Guy: Thanks

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Nuclear bomb

Anything I want.

Nuclear bomb or nuke is like saying I have...(the sentence goes on) it's also a tobacco piece.

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