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The specific period during the day responsible for decreasing the ability to make good decisions and create coherent, logical statements and/or thoughts. Usually a frequent occurrence that strikes in no specific pattern other than the time at which it occurs. The use of substances usually ensues after the period begins, but the former is not the cause of the latter.
Brian: Hey, so how'd you do on your psych exam this morning?
Justin: Well, I was studying pretty well, and then it hit stupid o'clock...
Brian:Oh, no man...
Chris: Yo, why is the weed gone, and why is "Penis" carved into the wall?
Brian: Are you sure you're just not making excuses for smoking?
Justin: no way, I swear on my life I did it 20 minutes into stupid o'clock!
Brian: I guess... but why "Penis"? Gay.
Justin: ...
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"Shot O' Clock" more commonly known as "Shot-O-Clock"
What is Shot-O-Clock? Shot-O-Clock is that perfect time of the night when the drinks are flowing down easy & everything is just right. You're out with your best buds, there is some hot tail floating around the bar, and you need to do something to show just how good of a time you are having... That's when Shot-O-Clock steps in! Instantly become the life of the party, the pimpest player in the place, and completely irresistible, whether you are paying for it or not. Shot O Clock can even happen simultaneously across several timezones! So read on, you'll find instructions, suggestions, and more below!
nstructions to Shot-O-Clock:
Step 1: Approximately 15 minutes before Shot-O-Clock, text as many as your friends as possible about Shot-O-Clock, no matter what timezone they may be in. Remember, it is Shot-O-Clock.
Step 2: Determine the drunkest member of the group you are out drinking with, and go buy at 35 shots on his or her tab. Shot-O-Clock is NO fun if you are just buying a round of shots for your table.
Step 3: Before telling the bartender you want 35 shots, try to get a deal for buying in bulk. Remember, Shot-O-Clock cannot be repeated if you're broke.
Step 4: Once you have successfully negotiated a good price, and the drinks are being made, tell everyone around you who's tab Shot-O-Clock is on. It won't matter now, the drinks are already being made.
Step 5: Ask for a tray, or get the server to bring Shot O Clock to your table. Last thing you want to do is drop Shot-O-Clock! Its a SIN.
Step 6: Serve everyone at your table drinks, and then find as many hot chicks as possible to give shots to. Do not attempt Shot-O-Clock without females. (It looks weird)
Step 7: It's Shot-O-Clock time. See step #1 for instructions on how to continue.
Shot-O-Clock Suggestions and Helpful Hints:
- Always bring someone out who has a higher credit limit than you do!
- Shot-O-Clock should not be attempted without females.
- Always get a deal on Shot-O-Clock, if the bartender refuses, change bars immediately.
- No slurring while talking to the bartender about Shot-O-Clock, that's a sure way to be denied.
- No stumbling while walking to / from the bar either.
- Always take a taxi, its fucking cheap in comparison to your lawyer, and a good idea after Shot-O-Clock!
Founder: Brett J
I'm sure you can figure out shot-o-clock!! What time is it?? shot o'clock
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Term coined by ledgendary ambassadors 'Susan' and 'David' Siboo, parents of the late Ashweh Siboo. However misleading it may be, the phrase was rareley used at 11 o'clock GMT, or at times reasonably close to this hour. Some beleive that the prime users followed multiple 'time zones' at one time.
Today, it usage has broadend. 1.it is used primarily to express frustration for the the unwelcomed arrival of someone and 2. A shortend 'command' if you will, ordering the subject to go to the cinema with the subject at that time. It's usage is favuored especially when the subject has an important event, a 'test' for example, the following day, in order to deprive them from sleep and revision. The commanded version of '11 o'clock' is surprisingly used at 11 o'clock GMT.
1. *doorbell rings at 9:52pm GMT*
Joe Thompson: Hi, is Ashweh there?
David Siboo: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!! ITS 11 O'CLOCK!!!!
Joe Thompson: But it's not even 10 o'clo..
David Siboo: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAG.
*door slams*
2. Susan Siboo: Ashweh, 11 o'clock.
Ashweh: Ok, dont worry, i dont need much sleep today, ive only got a test tommorow
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That fragile time in the post party morning between 8 and 11 (12 Sundays) when the ravaged body is forlornly waiting for the pub to open.
Can also refer to debates on nearest open corner shop and what time they will sell booze to ne'er do wells.
"The bedbugs have worn off....."
"Oh christ, is it beer o'clock yet?"
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The "Business Analyst" that slips out the door 2 hours early.
I've got an advanced degree in Business Administration, and you don't pay me enough to take this job seriously. So F-you, I'm going to play tennis, i'm a 4 o'clocker on this job.
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Any time of the day when happy hour starts in the office. Can be any time of the day.
Oh shit, it's beer o'clock. Time to start drinking!
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when you are having a depressed moment
is it 9 o'clock ?
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