Ocean Shortreed

Random hot chick with huge tits.

Yo what was that chicks name with the huge tits last night?
I dunno, another Ocean Shortreed, no doubt.

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Draining the Ocean

When you want to get ripped and finish a joint so you squat down next to some large body of water, move your arm like a robot, and take massive drags on the joint.

“Bro, my lungs are killing me after I started Draining the Ocean last night by the river.”

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Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

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ocean avenue

A road 3 blocks away from my house in San Fransisco with blue lights on each side.

"Hey go get some burritos at the Mexican Food place on Ocean Avenue."

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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.

Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.

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ocean juice

kansas city slang for water.

hey bro you got some ocean juice?
man that’s some good ocean juice.

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ocean madness

When you go down on your significant other who hasn't bathed in many moons and it smells like high tide at the North Pier causing instant psychosis.

Tiffany went down on an unwashed Cromer and succumbed to the ocean madness.

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