1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.
That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!
When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper
"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"
When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants