fired up

a phrase used to describe overwhelming excitement

I was fired up when I got that job.

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Catching Fire

Starting a fire through rubbing wood vigorously.

I jack off so hard to J Law I'm shocked I'm not catching fire...

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fire extinguisher

A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.

Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.

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bomb fire

What stupid people say that don't know it's spelled BONFIRE.

We had an awesome Bomb Fire after that nuke exploded.

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Fire Bitty

Fire Bitches

On the G cuz it's plenty fire bittys on capital

Shepherd Of Fire

The one fallen angel that broke every promise he ever made. He travels between realities. Nobody knows who he is, where he comes from, or what he is. He is an enigma, a shadow of flame, a messiah of darkness.

Let’s take a moment to break the ice,
So my intentions are known.
See I have pity in watching you suffer,
I know the feeling of being damned alone.
I got a storybook of my own.

Don’t you see I am your pride,
Agent of will, bearer if needs.
(And you know it’s right!)
I am your war
Arming the strong
Aiding the weak
Know me by name
Shepherd Of Fire

Well I can promise you paradise
No need to serve on your knees
And when you’re lost in the darkest of hours
Take a moment and tell me who you see
Won’t tell you who not to be

Now you know I am your pride

Agent of will
Bearer of needs
And you know it’s right
I am your war
Arming the strong
Aiding the weak
Know me by name
Shepherd Of Fire

*insert epic guitar solo*

Disciple of the cross and champion in suffering
Immerse yourself into the kingdom of redemption
Pardon your mind through the chains of the divine
Make way, the Shepherd Of Fire

Through the ages of time
I’ve been known for my hate
But I’m a dealer of simple choices
For me it’s never to late

I am your pride

Agent of will

Bearer of needs
And you know it’s right

I am your war

Arming the strong

Aiding the weak

I am your wrath
I am your guilt
I am your lust
And you know it’s right

I am your love
I am your stall
I am your trust

Know me by name

Shepherd Of Fire

The Sring of Fire

A most prosaic way of describing the hellishly painful burn when you eat enough Sri Racha that would even have 40 experienced thais holding their bellies all night.

I fell into a burning Sring of Fire.
I sat down, down, down and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns. The Sring of Fire.
The Sring of Fire.