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When you take a fat shit and a girl squirts in your ass to clean it like a bidet.
Did you wipe ur ass after that shit bro? Nah man I’m just gonna use Jenna’s fish oil later.
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Dab oil is the extract of the chemical in maryjane call THC. First you heat up a quartz banger and you drop the dab on it. You proceed to hit the bong. After exhale you should be shmacked depending on tolerance.
Fiend: Hey man (twitches) you got any-any dab oil? This bunk weed ain’t doing shit.
Stoner: nah man go buy your own dank. Your fault for buying mids.
I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.
Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.
My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.
Usually used in refrence to Chelsea and Man City, these clubs struggled to win anything until a rich middle eastern billionaire came with oil money
An oil factory is a house or area of one that simply uses too much lotion to the point the carpet is slippery.
“Grandma fell down the stairs”
“She must’ve been at CJ’s Oil Factory”
“Because CJ puts so much excema cream on, he lives at an oil factory”