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A girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome
That girl has carpet legs that you could run a lawnmower over
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
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The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion.
The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.
Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours."
"Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
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during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his penis as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman's vagina.
guy 1 "..so i fucking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that bitch!"
guy 2 "nice"
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A special ed student. So called because special ed classrooms are, in many schools, the only carpeted ones.
"He's going into the white room with all the pillows; he must be a carpet kid."
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The action of having sexual intercourse in "doggy style" at the top of the stairs and then proceeding to lean forward on top of your partner causing him/her to slide face forward down the stairs with you on their back. Similar to riding a sled down a hill, except naked.
Last week Tyler "magic carpeted" 3 women and 1 man. He's on his way to being a cereal killer.
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another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.
Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!
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