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a table for four at which only two people are seated
Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.
Me: Bro where should we sit at lunch?
Fox: Dude let’s sit at the OG Table!
A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.
Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."
Frosty fungi: Maybe J is back on the table Tino
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake
When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.
“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”
Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.
Marsha, don't throw the pizza table away, little Tammy needs it for her Barbie house.