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if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY
oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.
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Masturbate on a Zoom video day.
On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.
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Guy: hey it’s October 5th
Girl: oh right *sends nudes*
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A term used to describe the driving style of someone who enjoys driving slowly, referring to the preferred MPH of the driver. The typical position of someone who's "keeping it 5" is elbow out the window, seat leaning back, and speakers blasting hip-hop. The most essential part involves the driving speed -- the slower, the better. Oftentimes, keeping it 5 will annoy other drivers, but those who truly keep it 5 will not let this affect their style.
Passenger: Hey come on man let's hurry up we gotta get there before the game starts
Driver: Chill we'll get there when we get there...I'm just tryna keep it 5
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V - A high-5 like hitting of the two hands only in a fist like manner, hitting the palms together in the shape of a horses' hoof. Can be accompanied by whinnying and other typical horse sounds/behaviors.
Give me a Hoof 5! -clip clop clip clop- NEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!
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Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5
Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*
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