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A bowel movement of epic proportions.
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This morning, I dropped a super deuce that clogged the toilet.
The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
I just dropped a massive deuce in the urinal.
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Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.
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The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.
Felix: I just took an incredible shit.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
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Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
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(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.