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Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.
“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”
Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.
"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.
I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.
A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.
Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.
A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.
Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
A ho who is not worthy of anything other than the floor while and after I'm done fucking her.
Noun: Dude, that trick was so nasty! It's all good though because she's a floor ho and knows her place in life.
Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!