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a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.
I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"
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An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.
Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!
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Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.
Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.
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A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.
"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.
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A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.
"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."
When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.
Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick
An individual who hunts down pussy constantly. Displaying behavior similiar to the cartoon weasel in Bugs Bunny cartoons. One who only concern is to fill the gap of some poor unsuspecting victim at any cost.
Look at Leo, that fuckin snatch weasel, he's been hitting on that same drunk bitch all night just waiting for her to pass out.