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Juggalo Care Packages

The Juggalo Care Package Program, or J.C.P. was founded in 2004 with the purpose of sending care Packages to Juggalos and Juggalettes that are serving in the various branches of the Armed forces. The J.C.P. is dedicated to keeping Clown Luv alive and strong, even among the members of the Juggalo Family that are on the other side of the world. Regardless of your political views, or your thoughts on the war itself, we can all agree that the soldiers that are involved are some of the bravest and most respectable Ninjas of all.
The J.C.P. has created a way for civilian Juggalos to be able to easily show their Luv, respect, and support for Military Juggalos, through sending personalized letters and messages that we include in the packages that we send out. Along with these letters, The J.C.P. jam packs these packages with custom C.D.โ€™s, Faygo, candy, snacks and all kinds of Juggalo Flava, all at the personal expense of the J.C.P. They make a point not to ask for financial donations (However, they do accept them if you feel comfortable) but instead what they ask for from the Juggalo Family is simple. If your associated with any Juggalo bands/musicians, Juggalo web sites, etcโ€ฆ any materials that you would be willing to donate (C.D.โ€™s T-Shirts, Etcโ€ฆ) would be greatly appreciated and are all included in the packages they send out. From the rest of the Juggalo Family, they are asking for you to send in Letters, messages, and well wishes, and the addresses of Juggalos in the Military.
They put a lot of time and work into this program, but without the support of the Juggalo Family, none of this would be possible. Your support is essential. If you have any question or comments, contact the J.C.P. through e-mailing Sid@TheJCP.net, or simply check out The J.C.P's web pages: www.TheJCP.net www.myspace.com/JCP_2006

In may/june of 2006, the J.C.P. sent out the most recent round of Juggalo Care Packages. They reached a record number of juggalos in the millitary, and were filled with more than ever before. this was the third round so far. the next batch of packages are already being constructed

by Rev. Drew Ullrich June 30, 2006

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a package from the valve corporation

An erection / boner.

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...

by yungdairy November 27, 2018


hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

by linda 1738 April 3, 2020


Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

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Sizzlin' gas package

A 2 for 1 special, know what I'm sayin'?....as long as you have a coupon.

"What's your style?"
"The sizzlin' gas package."

by Tito Magnolia February 25, 2005

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Full tomato package

When a bright red haired person also has a bright red complexion.

'My face is as red as my hair today!'
'Yeah, you definitely have the full tomato package'

by Rockiefella November 26, 2011

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Call of Duty Care Package

You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.

"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.

by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011

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