Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

krabby patty

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.

1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"

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White Patty

An African American slang word used to describe a Caucasian girl.

Hey White Patty, watchudoinroun here? I'ma gonna beat yo ass!

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Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

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Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

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patty sack

when a males scrotum makes a light clapping sound on the females vagina or butt.

i came home from work and asked my girlfriend if we could play a game of patty sack.

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skull patty

When you shit your pants and put your dirty underwear on yo bitches head.

i got totally messed up at a party last weekend and gave my girl a skull patty when i got home. that's the last time we eat mexican before drinking.

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