Pocket Pepper

1. Born out of the #metoo movement as a way for women to take back the power, a pocket pepper is a penis bulge in a bro’s pants. Especially tight pants. Like a male cameltoe.

Hey Becky, check out the sweet pocket pepper on Chad.

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james pepper

some1 who fancies ms paul and malcolm in the middles mum

james p, the best

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dr pepper

the best soft drink ever, and the only one that does not copy coca-cola. It was cooler before they created a bunch variations (like berries and cream) and before they released a bunch of stupid commercials (like the "23 Flavors" and "Hold it" series). still the best though.

Successful businessman: Hey, you want some Dr Pepper?
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.

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Crackin the pepper

When a woman is giving felatio and has both hands on the shaft and twists them in oppisite directions while simutaneously moving them up and down. Just like using a fresh pepper grinder.

Wow!!! Look at the way she is crackin the pepper while giving me head.

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Pepper Ann

To be a obvious lesbian but pretend to like men and occasionally date them.

Based on the Animated series created by Sue Rose in the late 90's (1997) starring a teenage girl of the same name.

Becky: I think Sam looks really hot today in his cargo shorts carry that K.D. Lang album.

Sarah: You're such a Pepper Ann...Lesi.

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Dr. Pepper

Sex in a can.

"The Dr. Pepper was so good that when I finished drinking it I had sex with the can."

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Dr Pepper

the correct spelling of the delicious red soda. right now the advertisments are all about diet dr pepper being delicious. it tastes like bubbley air in my opinion, but im drinking it right now, because who hasnt wanted to drink bubbley air at some point. normal dr pepper is really good and flavorful. 23 flavors, i dont know what it tastes like!

person 1= what are you drinking?
person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!

BATTLE ROYAL!

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