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Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 22, 2019


pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park

My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.

by joecoolthefool May 4, 2016


Pet Germ

A person or companion who behaves in a questionable matter and enjoys eating rocks :)

Nathaniel is my pet germ :)

by I've been spotted hehe October 10, 2020


pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.

Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.

by 187inthe262 August 17, 2015


best pets

Cats

Cats are wayy better than dogs ...Cats are the best pets

by Hi i was just bored December 24, 2021


Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.

"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice

by gossip girlies February 16, 2022


Teachers Pet

There are many types of teachers pets.

1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.

The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.

The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022