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The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.
The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
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When one person spreads Whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese on their same gender partner, and then licks it off.
Matthew Philadelphia Creampied Jonah after going to returning from the world renowned restaurant, Wedges.
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To vigorously jerk off a man using a preferably searing Philly cheese steak, and when he's about to put some 'mayo' on that sandwich, the giving party punches him as hard as possible in the scrotum, causing the process to be prolonged as long as possible.
"Yo man I paid this whore a half ounce of crack and she gave me a Philadelphia Filibuster that lasted 4 hours, I'm amazed my balls didn't explode, though i don't know if I'll ever get back my foreskin that burnt off."
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A rough handjob around the vader helmet that eventually will twist off.
She treated me to a painfull philadelphia twist which made me bleed.
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One of the funniest shows on TV, airs on FX.
It's about 4 people that own an unsuccessful bar (Paddy's Pub) in South Philly. Each episode has a different theme, and covers many controversial topics including: abortion, gun control, physical disabilities, racism, sexism, religion, the Israeli/Palestinian situation, terrorism, transsexuality, slavery, incest, sexual harassment in education, the homeless, statutory rape, drug addiction, pedophilia, nuclear proliferation in North Korea, child abuse, mental illness, gay rights, bulimia, prostitution, cannibalism and Nazism. - and that's why I like it
Dennis: Dee's brother, funny, only thinks of himself, always trying to prove people wrong, thinks he's gods gift to women, always cutting corners, completely self centered, drinks a lot, and is always impressing Charlie
Charlie: retarded, school dropout, drinks a lot, makes a lot of funny puns, likes to play different characters, is highly influenced, lives in a dump and eats cat food to fall asleep, always wears his piss drenched pj's, and is known as the infamous 'Green Man'
Sweet Dee: Dennis' sister, trying to fit in, hates her life, always comes in last - always prone to sexism, tries to get guys but can't because of the crowd she hangs with.
Mac: thinks he's a badass and can be a bouncer - like Swayze in roadhouse, quick witted, always calling everyone bitches, always failing
Frank: the dad of Dennis and Sweet Dee, played by Danny DeVito, usually the brains of the operation, used to be a millionaire until he gave it all up to live with Charlie, always carries a gun around.
The cast doesn't care about anyone else, innocent bystanders are always getting hurt, which in the end they really don't benefit from anything except getting fired, arrested, injured, or injuring random people.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Person 2: yeah I have, Charlie is my favorite character
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Take Seinfeld, place it in Philly, and make the main characters 10 times more selfish, cruel, and narcisisstic and you have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a dark humor show that revolves around the worst people that humanity has to offer.
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Greatest tv show in history of man kind
It's always sunny in Philadelphia is the greatest tv show in history of mankind
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